tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62221672011-04-21T17:00:13.733-07:00BBPHThe weblog of the Band Billy Bob and Pubic HairRyannoreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-67811073083651677412008-01-25T05:43:00.000-08:002008-01-25T05:52:32.209-08:00So this internet thing is still going strong huh? I didn't really post much in 2007 because blogging seemed so 2006. I guess if we're still going to do this I better catch you guys up on what's been happening with BBPH in the last year or so. Well, first off, we got acquitted! So that's good news. Secondly and probably most importantly, as the world changes so do bands. BBPH has gone Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-8740558565811369332007-04-10T06:01:00.000-07:002007-04-10T06:19:41.489-07:00A lot of my inspiration comes from the psychotropic drugs I've been prescribed by the BBPH stage manager. Such classics as "Ernie goes to Elvies," "Exit Sandman," and "Who let the cat in?" were all written under the influence of such elicit substances as Monopril, Vasotec, Ritalin, and my personal favorite Lipitor. I can't tell you how many mornings I woke up from a Lipitor induced coma Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-58081278688860116042007-04-04T06:09:00.000-07:002007-04-04T06:15:19.588-07:00BurBuck Studios Now Hiring! Burbuck Studios is now actively seeking a motivated individual to assist in pre and post production work of progressive rap metal albums. Duties include monitor mix, drum tuning, and background sound effects. Will also need to clean the bathroom across from the sanctuary every Saturday so it's clean for service, that's one of the conditions of being able to use theRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-37693466197382664912007-04-03T13:17:00.000-07:002007-04-03T13:23:30.443-07:00We're back baby! BBPH in full effect. It's been a year since the last post and I'm here to positively guarantee this post will not disappoint. It will be exciting and informative, it will keep you guessing but it will answer your most intimate questions about BBPH, like do they wear boxers or briefs, or is that really how you spell Pubik Hare? It will lead you down dark paths of self Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1145503614294267762006-04-19T20:22:00.000-07:002006-04-19T20:26:54.313-07:00I know it's been a really long time since my last entry but you have no idea what international superstars like me go through. Simple tasks like ordering breakfast, filling the van with gas, or figuring out who's keys are lodged in my rectum become increasingly difficult with fans always asking for autographs or trying to show me their bossoms, it's all very tedious. Anyway, they discharged me Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1140615023355931142006-02-22T05:26:00.000-08:002006-02-22T05:30:23.370-08:00Well I just have to say I'm really disappointed at the legions of BBPH fans from Walton, Indiana. We graciously agreed to perform a full set at The Sly Fox Inn for no charge whatsoever and how do we get repaid? We get to watch a huge pile of vomit get sopped up with our "2006, Year of the Beaver, BBPH!" T-shirts. That's a fine how do you do, thanks a lot Walton, Indiana, we will never play a Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1139427731508863862006-02-08T11:31:00.000-08:002006-02-08T11:43:26.210-08:00I've been thinking about the melodic qualities of cabbage quite a lot lately. The pale green color is nature's perfect C major. Check out these new lyrics I've been working on and I think you'll agree.I don't know what to say, to that bumblebee today.He makes me want to die, but instead I fix my tie.If he doesn't go away, I will make him pay.Flying through the sky, it's time to freak out!~Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1139323592025683942006-02-07T06:39:00.000-08:002006-02-07T06:46:32.040-08:00I just wanted to let all you fans know we're busy in the studio working on our new single "Please don't let it be mine." We actually haven't seen the light of day in about 70 hours, once we get going there is no stopping us. It's that dedication to the art that separates BBPH from other bands who are only interested in writing profitable songs. Not us, we agonize over every syllable in each Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1138985140370405142006-02-03T08:18:00.000-08:002006-02-03T08:45:40.426-08:00BBPH USA Tour Dates ReleasedLogansport, IN - February 3, 2006 On the heels of a whirlwind holiday set at Carol's Corner Pub, BBPH has released the first wave of headlining tour dates."We're excited to be hosting BBPH on this first leg of their tour," says Rich Parnell head bartender at Carols. "There are certain bands that connect with drunks in a way that you can feel by just watching the liveRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1137774117404402692006-01-20T08:07:00.000-08:002006-01-20T08:21:57.476-08:00I hate to be the harbinger of misinformation, but the recent stock scare in Tokyo has caused some financial difficulties for us down here at Burbuck Studios. As most of our fans know, BBPH has long been a staple in Japanese advertising, from premiere chocolate brand "Crunky Kids Crunchy Chocolate" to indor home furnishings "Green Breeze Sound Sofa", and even " Brains Organic Form" which we were Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1137163843135379412006-01-13T06:26:00.000-08:002006-01-27T17:59:37.626-08:00I've decided to re-double my blogging efforts this year to ensure no BBPH fan is left behind. I posted 3 times in 2004, and none in 2005, so I guess double that then divide by 0 and you get 6, which is the square root of 36, but when you divide that by pi you get 11.4649681529 so I guess I'll post that many times. This post counts as the .4649681529 since it's so short.~Billy BobRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1137095206885838352006-01-12T11:31:00.000-08:002006-01-12T11:46:46.906-08:00WOO HOO 2006, and BBPH celebrates its 14 year anniversary. In honor of this momentous year, we are dedicating every song we write to the traditional 14 anniversary gift, IVORY. First and foremost Pubik Hare is writing the final act to his opera "Dueling Pianos." Enjoy the forbidden love shared between an out of work circus freak and his half cousin set to the frantic pace of heavy metal piano Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1102002370579550572004-12-02T07:36:00.000-08:002004-12-02T07:46:10.580-08:00We finally finished that show for Ansar Al-Sunna, I don't want to go into any details, it's too painful for me now, perhaps with time. . .
Now that we're back in the states, we're working on some new songs for a live album. The concept for the album is to capture the brillance of BBPH in the studio along with the passion and creativity of BBPH on stage. Since we're really not that great at Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1089734128236183132004-07-13T08:40:00.000-07:002004-07-13T08:56:15.126-07:00The Iraqi leg of our current tour was a huge success. The Iraqis there were very receptive of our music. Almost every show sold out from Haditha to Nippur the fans were out and dancing. The greatest part about performing in Iraq were the fireworks shows that invariably broke out in the audience. They set off black cats in the stands, and they make some of the biggest bottle rockets I've ever Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1084293852953790012004-05-11T09:41:00.000-07:002004-05-11T09:44:12.953-07:00I'm working on a conceptual piece that depicts not only the struggle of Confederate Soldiers in the Civil War, but the sheer joy of throwing cottage cheese at other people while screaming profanities. I haven't decided on a medium yet, as you all know, I'm a huge fan of interpretive dance, but this piece could be conveyed equally well through poetry, or even water colors. We'll just have to seeRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1083768605527632092004-05-05T07:50:00.000-07:002004-05-05T07:54:30.373-07:00I think at I got Poison Ivy at our gig in Long Beach. Some groupies came back stage with somy "dynamite hash" their words not mine. I rolled a couple of doobies and we partied all night long. I woke up this morning with a terrible rash all over my fingers and lips. It itches like crazy, and the worst part is the hash was terrible, I barely got a buzz on. ~Billy BobRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1083689184687356712004-05-04T09:46:00.000-07:002004-05-04T09:50:16.763-07:00I just woke up from a sex induced coma. I guess I've been out for about four months, but I want my fans to know I haven't been loafing. These past four months have been the most productive time of my life creatively speaking. As soon as I came to, I grabbed a pen and jotted down the lyrics I'd crafted in my mind. Here is a sample of a song I wrote that should be on our upcoming album, "Coma Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1071841554768145172003-12-19T05:45:00.000-08:002003-12-19T05:46:09.200-08:00Life on the road is hard. It's lonely mostly, and sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it. The booze, the babes, the cars, and of course the beef jerky, sometimes pale in comparison to sitting at home on my panda bear rug watching a gentle fire crackle, as I snort more coke than you've probably ever seen. Yeah, sometimes I just want to throw in my chips and retire, I think my fans would Ryannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1071756300714548622003-12-18T06:05:00.000-08:002003-12-19T05:46:19.043-08:00HTTP 404 Not Found
Heres a photo of about 100 naked groupies that showed up to the last BBPH gig. We all got on the tour bus and had quite the party. My neck is still stiff... ~Billy BobRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6222167.post-1071755118568203062003-12-18T05:45:00.000-08:002003-12-18T05:45:32.730-08:00Welcome to the weblog for the progressive metal/gangsta rap band BBPH.Ryannoreply@blogger.com