I know it's been a really long time since my last entry but you have no idea what international superstars like me go through. Simple tasks like ordering breakfast, filling the van with gas, or figuring out who's keys are lodged in my rectum become increasingly difficult with fans always asking for autographs or trying to show me their bossoms, it's all very tedious. Anyway, they discharged me and said I should probably wear boxer shorts for at least 2 weeks.
~Billy Bob