Life on the road is hard. It's lonely mostly, and sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it. The booze, the babes, the cars, and of course the beef jerky, sometimes pale in comparison to sitting at home on my panda bear rug watching a gentle fire crackle, as I snort more coke than you've probably ever seen. Yeah, sometimes I just want to throw in my chips and retire, I think my fans would understand, and if they don't.... to hell with them. ~Billy Bob

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Heres a photo of about 100 naked groupies that showed up to the last BBPH gig. We all got on the tour bus and had quite the party. My neck is still stiff... ~Billy Bob

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